Steal your nerd and ooze you in the face with him

4x Ooze Garden
4x Rampant Growth
4x Violent Outburst
4x Mark of Mutiny
4x Momentous Fall
4x Bloodbraid Elf
4x Traitorous Instinct
3x Sarkhan Vol
3x Stone Idol Trap
2x Conquering Manticore
4x Oren-Reif, the Vastwood
4x Raging Ravine
4x Rootbound Crag
1x Forest
2x Turntimber Grove
7x Mountain

Its simple. Play lands. Wait till my opponent plays some guys. Steal them. Turn them sideways, if available. Turn them into a mold. Pretty funny, really. Drok's creatureless deck would pwn me soundly, no doubt, but most people play creatures in their deck.

Rise of the Eldrazai really helps this out quite a bit. Momentous Fail--er, Fall--is pretty much the best way to end the life of a Baneslayer stolen with Sarkhan Vol. After I swing with it, of course. Pretty awesome. Gain life, draw cards, creature goes bye bye.

Traitorous Instict: R + 3 to play. Gain control of a creature, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Let's say I steal a 2/2. It becomes a 4/2. I swing for 4. I activate Ooze Garden. I activate oren-rief, the vastwood. For seven mana I hit you for 4 in the face, kill your guy, and now I have a 5/5 ooze. Go.

Stone Idol Trap isn't new, but it's perfect. Either gets me a 6/6 ooze (after blocking a guy as a combat trick and killing him, then swinging trampling for 6), or i can fall it and draw 6 and gain 12. That's pretty good, i think.

The Conquering Masticore is pretty hot. I think. Might be better running a cheapish devour creature, or perhaps explore. Or maybe even a win-con. Like +1 Vol, +1 Trap.

Tuktuk the explore, Magmaw, and splintertwin are all new red cards that fit the theme of this deck. Magmaw gives me an alternate sac source but is expensive and dies pretty easily. Tuktuk gives me a 1/1 mold (bigger with oran-rief vastwood) AND a 5/5 guy. Or if I have 2 or so vastwoods, I can spend 7 mana and end up with a 3/3 and a 7/7 mold, which is pretty funny. It's like a monored not as good version of sprouting thrinax, which is cool cause i don't have black. If I did I could run the thrinax, as well as abyssal persecutor, but it jacks up the mana base.

Splintertwin isn't great because it's an aura and I don't really run any creatures of my own. But if I did, it would be funny. Not really playable for me as is, though. Unlike Tuktuk. And kinda Magmaw, but that feels kinda like a casual player card.

Ok, so watch this. Turn six, I have a vastwood, a ravine, a mountain and two forests, as well as a sarkhan, and my opponent just swung with a vampire nighthawk then played bloodwitch. Sarkhan is at 3. I activate the second ability of vol, targeting the bloodwitch. I play a turntimber grove, giving it +1/+1. I play Violent Outburst, giving it another +1/+1, hitting an ooze garden with the cascade. I swing for 6. I ooze it. Now I have a nearly dead vol and a 6/6 guy. Next turn I can swing with my guy and kill something, and then after combat draw 6 cards and gain 6 life.

It doesn't look anything like a tier 1 deck, but it looks pretty funny to me. I'd play it at FNM. Probably not at a PTQ.