Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Bombtastic

This deck sucks.
This deck should not be.
This deck is for timmy-johnny.

4 spellbound dragon
4 Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
4 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
4 Terra Stomper
4 summoning trap
4 Joraga Treespeaker
4 rampant growth
3 noble hierarch
2 Realms Uncharted/Momentous Fall/Trapmakers Snare?

4x verdant catacombs
3x scalding tarn
4x misty rainforest
1x island
1x mountain
1x swamp
7x forest
2x raging ravine

T1: Forest Treespeaker
T2: Land, Lvl up Treecaller, Rampant Growth
T3: Land, instant speed Summoning Trap into bomb
Turn 4: Win

10 comments:

Sean said...

Joraga Treespeaker. You had me confused for a second.

The only problem I see with this deck is Noble Hierarch is a $20+ card that is hard to come by. How about Llanowar Elf?

This is the best deck, ever. Realms Uncharted could be Explore.

Terra Stomper can be Terastodon. Or Avenger of Zendikar. Or Iona. Or Emperial Archangel. Or Inkwell Leviathan. Or Khalonian Behemoth. Or Wrexial, the Risen Deep.

Spellbound Dragon can be Hellkite Overlord. Or Kederekt Leviathan. Or Thaximundar. Or Malfegor.

I think this is a really funny deck. It is like Polymorph, except instead of running bad instants and sorceries it runs bad creatures. Pretty funny.

Sean said...

Better yet, this deck can run 20 1-of's for creatures. That way you can really piss people off when you beat them with Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund; you don't care about thought hemmhorage, or Sadistic Sacrament, or Haunting Echoes; and it's easier to build than using 4-of's of good cards. Plus, it makes it more randomly fun.

DRokRoss said...

Treespeaker is fixed.

You just took my bad deck and made it worse... very good job!!!

Terra Stomper should definately be replaced.. it sucks I only put it there because iot can be casted on turn 3 w/o the trap.

Spellbound Dragon off of a eot trap = swing and discard an emrakul for an 18/3 flyer.

Sean said...

4 Summoning Trap
4 Joraga Treespeaker
4 Rampant Growth
4 Llanowar Elf
1 Terra Stomper
1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
1 Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
1 Spellbound Dragon
1 Avenger of Zendikar
1 Iona, Shield of Emeria
1 Empyrial Archangel
1 Inkwell Leviathan
1 Khalonian Behemoth
1 Wrexial, the Risen Deep
1 Hellkite Overlord
1 Kederekt Leviathan
1 Thraximundar
1 Malfegor
1 Baneslayer Angel
1 Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund
1 Progenitus
1 Mayael the Anima
1 Bogardan Hellkite
1 Kozilek, the Butcher of Truth

24 lands

HA!

Sean said...

Opps, i called her treespeaker too.

Sean said...

And it needs Pestilence Demon & Hellcarver Demon

Sean said...

Is it too late for me to convince you to not build this deck, ever, because after I slept on it I realized what you already knew. This deck should not be.

That said, if you took it down to FNM I would spot your $5 entry fee and I would try to hurry through all my matches so I could watch your opponents faces.

DRokRoss said...

Its too expensive to build just for the purpose of making my opponents hate me.

DRokRoss said...

Additionally, the rare moment when this deck actually wins, there is no way that you could finish your match in time to see their face...

End of your turn 3 I play Emrakul. My opponenet looks at his hand and doesnt see a counterspell... scoop.

Sean said...

Oh yeah. Well if I was your opponent I could get to see it, I guess.